I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
