It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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