Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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