It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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