Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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