Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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