Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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