her vagine was all disorganized.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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