plz talk dirty to me
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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