I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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