Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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