I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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