Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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