Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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Enjoy the penises
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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