Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
