is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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