he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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