Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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