There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This is my gift to your gina
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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