Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
