I want to walk on stilts...naked
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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