Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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