you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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