So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
