I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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