Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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