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say what?
wanna hang out?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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