Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We need a shit load of segways right now
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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