I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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