All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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