porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the day after is always just damage control
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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