Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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