So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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