party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You need Xanax blowdarts
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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