Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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