Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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