Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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