THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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