1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
She said her name was "party"
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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