WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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