how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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