So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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