I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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