hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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