Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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