you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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