No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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