I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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