the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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