that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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