are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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