im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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