Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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