There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
im holly from the hills drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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